I Just Ate a McRib

Yeah. It was like a terrorist attack in a box. That is all. Back to work now.

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Still Plugging Away…

Hello. So you probably thought that I gave up, or died, or something.

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Eggs

My taste buds prefer over-easy, but they’re too hard.

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In This Blog, I Fix Unemployment

“The vast majority of these 30 million people we’re talking about, they work every day. Some of them work two jobs.” — President Obama, Washington D.C., 25 Feb., 2010 “That’s good, beacause I work three jobs, and I feel like I contribute.” — Woman speaking to President Bush in Omaha, …

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Notes on Suckage.

Umm, yeah.

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On Fucktards

I totally just almost died. Some idiot thought it was not a terrible idea to back his black pickup into a lane of oncoming traffic on I-25. In the dark.

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Too Many Words!

Argh, the more I accomplish the less capable I feel at accomplishing the rest.  Is that really fair?

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