How this article got printed on the front page of the the Boston Metro, I’ll never know. But I’m glad it did.
GENEVA. An increasing number of dogs are being terrorized by Swiss cows allowed by environmentally friendly farmers to roam freely. A spokesperson from the Service for the Prevention of Farm Accidents told Agence France Presse that the recent free-roaming trend has filled the countryside with cows beginning to rediscover their basic instincs. The distrustful animals frequently charge at dogs who bark at them during walks. (Metro)